HarveyHarvey

May 27, 2012 8:22 pm
collegehumor:

Cow Enjoys Roller Massage
Roller massage enjoys cow.

collegehumor:

Cow Enjoys Roller Massage

Roller massage enjoys cow.

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imaginegnat:

New to me M6 Classic. Off to Tokyo…..

imaginegnat:

New to me M6 Classic. Off to Tokyo…..

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  • musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
  • kids: but we're broke too
12:11 am

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

(Source: brainandmouth, via iamheathen)

May 26, 2012 9:30 pm
  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • me: not with that attitude
May 25, 2012 9:58 pm 9:57 pm

youaremynirvana:

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments 

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

(via harlay-quinne)